my brother and i are alike in the way that we are funnier than all of our friends but none of our friends realize this
i’m jealous of
your pillows
and of your sheets
i want to hear
the sound of
your heartbeat
my grandma’s claim to fame, is that once she was in the same airport as the beatles.
I hate my school but if you don’t go there and you make fun of it, it’s war.
my mom’s friend just called me to ask how to make bacon in the microwave.






